(no subject)

[birthrightgreen]

Well. I'm not really sure what the "Bible" is. And I've never heard of angels or heaven. But I saw this quiz on evankasparov's journal and it was telling him that he was Satan (no "e"), who apparently rules Hell in this "Bible" thing. Well, shit. That was amusing. So I took the quiz.

And what do you know? I got the same result.

I'm assuming there are other villains you can get, but I think this one's fitting, all things considered. *can't decide whether to smirk or giggle*

Satan You scored 60% Pride, 70% Envy, 60% Ambition, and 62% Deceitfulness!

You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent, The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air, and The Dragon, among other things. Your “compatriots” in the unholy trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don’t know this. This is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you “The Father of All Lies”. You are also very ambitious, and you strive to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn’t just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt. God put down the rebellion and expelled you from heaven. To most people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you—envy. You knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as many people as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for the rest of us, you’ve been endowed with all of the attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and ambition) to do a terribly good job at this.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 60% on Pride You scored higher than 83% on Envy You scored higher than 50% on Ambition You scored higher than 80% on Deceitfulness

Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test written by MetalliScats on Ok Cupid

Comments

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

He smiles back, all delight and amusement.

*As do I.*

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

Another stretch and she disentangles for a minute after a lingering kiss. Slipping out of bed she moves to grab a pitcher and two glasses. She fills the glasses, offering one to him when she gets back with a grin, curling up next to him again, propped up on the pillows.

"Water?"

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

His hands stay on her till the very last moment, sliding over her skin as she moves away. Then he settles back onto the bed, watching her, that little self-satisfied smile still on his face.

"Mm. Thank you." His fingertips brush her skin as he takes the glass, though he uses no more technique than that. He curls up against her, sitting up a bit, though, to drink.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

"You're very welcome."

She calls the pitcher to the bedside tables so it's there should they need more. Careless not to have thought of it before, but she was...distracted. She hooks her hair behind her ear, sipping the water, then rests her head back on his shoulder.

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

He kisses her forehead, sipping at his own water glass. After a moment he kisses her forehead, smiling.

"Did you have any thoughts for the rest of the evening?"

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

She strokes a hand down his chest with a slow smile. "That sort of depends on how long you can stay. Though food of some sort at some point would be good." Nothing too heavy, but something to feed the fires.

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

He sighs a bit, relaxing under her touch, the smile taking on the faintest hints of desire at how good it feels. Still, it's too soon after the last time. Another sip of water.

"My time is my own; I've nothing to see to immediately." And he's playing games with time anyway. But she doesn't need to know that yet.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

Her touch is soft, more connection than sexual for the moment. Her grin is playfully wicked, though, with all sorts of promise in it.

"Then my thoughts for the evening include something to restore strength a bit, then...depleting it again. However strikes our fancy."

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

He smirks as he nuzzles her hair, returning her touch for touch. Really, he's as much a contact junkie as anything else; the sex is as much about skin on skin and body heat against body heat as pure fucking pleasure. Which is why it's so important that his partner is pleasured as well.

When it's that kind of sex.

"That sounds like an excellent plan," he murmurs into her hair.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

She sighs softly at the nuzzling, a contented sound. Sometimes letting males pet isn't so bad.

"What would you like to eat? I can send down to the kitchen for it." As she has no intention of moving again until she has to.

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

"Hmm." He doesn't really have a taste for anything. Although he does have some ideas. "Something light, I suppose. Light and sweet, perhaps. Something that can be eaten with the fingers, with no need for table utensils."

Definitely some ideas.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

She chuckles, liking the sound of that. With a smile she sends down to the kitchen for some berries and cream with light fingerfood type pastries to eat them on for a bit more sustenance if they want them.

In the meantime she finishes her water, then closes her eyes, tracing fingers over his chest.

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

His smirk widens just a bit upon hearing what she's sending for. The glasses set aside, he settles his arms around her and traces a fingertip down the length of her spine, from the nape of her neck to the upper curve of her buttocks.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

"Mmmm..." Pleased murmur, lips dancing along his collarbone in a soft caress. She lifts her head to kiss him, soft and slow, savouring him.

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

One arm tightens around her for support as he kisses her back. Steady and sure, his mouth opens a little under hers as he explores her in turn, starting from the careful yet intimate kiss and teasing his tongue through her lips, his lips over her skin, tasting her intimately again.

His hand presses lightly at the curve of her ass, just holding, stroking a little at the uppermost part of her thigh.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

She teases at his tongue with hers, fingers sliding down his arm, then back up again, over his shoulder. She hooks the leg he's stroking over his for more support, sliding her arm around his shoulders in a gentle embrace.

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

He doesn't quite laugh into her mouth, more into her mind, a delighted and almost joyous sound. Something of darkness in it just keeping it from real joy, but delighting in the touch nonetheless.

A shift of the shoulders settles him more firmly into her arm, wrapping his arm just a little more snugly around her. His fingertips continue to tease over her skin.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

She sends back her own shiver of delight, brush of joy against his mind at the way he feels against her. She presses closer, but keeps the kiss langorous.

A rattle of china and silver, as a platter of shortbread and bowls of berries and cream appear on the table, possibly with a bit more emphasis than necessary.

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

One arched eyebrow, and he chuckles softly against her mouth.

*Are you still inclined towards refreshments, my sweet Surreal?*

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

*I'm inclined toward a lot of things...* Her own husky chuckle in response, as she breaks the kiss, meeting his eyes. *Refreshments have suddenly shifted lower on the list*

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

*Lower...?*

He shifts his lower body against her.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

She purrs, her leg tightening over his hip, pulling him even closer.

*Far lower.*

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

He shifts again, pulls her to straddle his lap. PUlls her close, just pressing his body against hers and reveling in her warmth. And, clearly, taking pleasure in it.

*Mm. And what did you have in mind for this... lower?*

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

She rocks against him, sliding over him, as she lowers her head to kiss him again, tongue thrusting slowly into his mouth.

*Something slow. Deep. Hard.*

[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

Small moan into her mouth, hips thrusting gently up to her. Both hands, now, sliding to her hips and fingertips digging into the soft flesh, holding her firmly and pressing against her.

*Yes.* Hungry. Wanting. Accepting.