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[birthrightgreen]

Well. I'm not really sure what the "Bible" is. And I've never heard of angels or heaven. But I saw this quiz on evankasparov's journal and it was telling him that he was Satan (no "e"), who apparently rules Hell in this "Bible" thing. Well, shit. That was amusing. So I took the quiz.

And what do you know? I got the same result.

I'm assuming there are other villains you can get, but I think this one's fitting, all things considered. *can't decide whether to smirk or giggle*

Satan You scored 60% Pride, 70% Envy, 60% Ambition, and 62% Deceitfulness!

You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent, The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air, and The Dragon, among other things. Your “compatriots” in the unholy trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don’t know this. This is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you “The Father of All Lies”. You are also very ambitious, and you strive to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn’t just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt. God put down the rebellion and expelled you from heaven. To most people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you—envy. You knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as many people as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for the rest of us, you’ve been endowed with all of the attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and ambition) to do a terribly good job at this.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 60% on Pride You scored higher than 83% on Envy You scored higher than 50% on Ambition You scored higher than 80% on Deceitfulness

Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test written by MetalliScats on Ok Cupid

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

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[oldestbeloved.livejournal.com]

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