From Sadi, of all people....

[birthrightgreen]

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

Post your reply, then post this in your LJ and find out what my answer would be.

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[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

*Surreal almost whimpers*

I don't know the Boyos are interested in it. I have no experience with nice boys, Jaenelle. And they're nice boys. Maybe it's only very...bad men who like it?

*faintly*

What sort of research did you have in mind...?

*sighs*

Because she'd be a whore. Men don't marry whores, sugar. They have sex with them. They enjoy their company, maybe. But they don't marry them.

*rubs her temples*

I don't know, sugar. I really don't. But. Whether they'd like it or not is no reason to go...petting Karla. Or any of the rest of the Coven.

*She does whimper at that*

Daemon is going to kill me. Dead. Very dead.

(OOC: *dies giggling* Surreal's so horrified at what she started. "Why, why am I the one who's explaining lesbianism, bisexuality, and male fantasies to her??")

[kaeleers-heart.livejournal.com]

*Jaenelle tilts her head*

The Boyos are very nice boys and they are always saying that they want to serve and make us happy. So I figure if the Coven does some research, we can find out what they like. And OH!I can findout how to make Daemon squirm and want me, too.

*She nods. All of her plans make perfect sense to her*

We will take a trip to one of the Red Moon houses and we'll ask questions.

Why don't men marry whores, Surreal? They're women, too, correct?

*Jaenelle ponders this*

I think I will have to talk to the Coven and see what they say about all of this. I'm sure Karla and Gabrielle would love to ask you some questions with me.

*She really has no idea of the distress she is causing Surreal with all of this. She is convinced that she has finally found a way to get Daemon to want her.*

Why would Daemon kill you, Sugar? You're helping me to learn how to seduce.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

*very rapidly*

Yes, but. They want to make you happy. So. Be happy. No need to run about seducing your Coven to make them squirm if it's not what makes you happy. And...I don't know if Daemon would squirm or not. He might not like it. I've never asked.

*almost a squeak*

No. No going to Red Moon Houses. Besides, I'm not sure there are any outside of Little Terreille. You have questions, ask me. Mother Night, but they'd all kill me if you went to a House.

*flustered and something dark in her eyes for a minute, hurt and a little angry*

Most men...they don't like that their women got paid for sex, sugar. It makes them feel...lessened. Men don't respect whores. They're the one class of women they can use with impunnity. That have to serve them. If they made them wives...they'd have to serve. And no man wants to serve a whore.

*almost resigned though*

I'll answer questions. But don't go kissing them just to prove a point.

*wry smile*

I seriously doubt that Daemon wants you to learn how to seduce from me. My skills aren't exactly those that respectable Queens should be learning.

[kaeleers-heart.livejournal.com]

I would never seduce my Coven just to make myself happy. I want to make them happy.

But you know Daemon better than anyone else, Surreal.

*Jaenelle purses her lips into a pout*

But why can't we visit one? And they wouldn't dare do anything to you. You're First Circle. The Coven would have their hides and they know it.

*Jaenelle's eyes are angry*

How dare they judge and decide what is right and what is not? Who said such a horrible thing to you Surreal?

*Jaenelle jumps up, her eyes the colour of midnight*

Who said such a thing to you, Sister? I'll make them pay for the insult.

And stop talking about respectable and short-changing yourself. You are my sister, First Circle and a good friend.

So, why wouldn't Daemon want me to learn to seduce him from a friend?


*Oh yes, Jaenelle is very adept at jumping from subject to subject*

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

I do know Daemon better than anyone else. But, sugar, it's not like he took pleasure from anything any woman did for centuries. I doubt watching the bitches at court fawn over each other did anything for him. So, I don't know...hell, he probably doesn't know whether seeing you with another girl would do anything for him or not.

And the Coven and the boyos seem pretty happy without massive amounts of girl kissing going on. I don't think you need to worry.

*slight scowl*

You don't want to visit one, sugar. They're not really...there's nothing you could see or learn there that would be any use to you. Nothing that you couldn't just ask me about.

*shrugs*

No one in particular, sugar. There's no one to make pay. It's the way of the world. Most men find out a woman's a whore and they just want one thing from her, and marriage is not it. They figure...*wry smile* well, if you're taking money for it, then it's always up for trade, isn't it?

*touched*

I appreciate that. More than you can know. Doesn't mean I want to bring my former life to your doorstep.

*chuckles*

It's possible he might not mind if I gave you a few tips. But I think he'd frown on some of the more risque skills. Or want to teach them to you himself.