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[birthrightgreen]

May the Darkness be merciful, my lover has a tail. And whiskers.

Somebody fix it.

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[to-rule-in-hell.livejournal.com]

Amused. Oh? I assume this wasn't such a surprise to him.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

*darkly*

It had better have been.

[to-rule-in-hell.livejournal.com]

It could be worse? He's struggling not to laugh until he's out of reach.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

...How?

[to-rule-in-hell.livejournal.com]

Coughs politely. You remember when Daemon discovered that Jaenelle slept with
an Arcerian cat. Or were you not at Court when-? Forgive an old man's memory.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

I was here...*lips twitch in reluctant amusement*

[to-rule-in-hell.livejournal.com]

Deadpan expression. There are worse things than being pounced on. Personally,I would be more likely to complain if he starts to shed or tears up the blankets.


(ooc: and I give up trying to write S's prompt now. *LOL*!! Later.)

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Tail....Whiskers.... *definitely flailing*

(ooc: *g* Yeah, she's not talking on that one either. *g* Later!)

[to-rule-in-hell.livejournal.com]

Jealous? Looks at her ears, one eyebrow goes up. Or worried that you'll end up with kittens? Which I rather doubt. He's not having fun here, no, no. Whose idea was this, I wonder?

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

Not mine. *looks horrified at the thought of kittens*

It wouldn't...I am not having kittens. Someone has to fix him.

[to-rule-in-hell.livejournal.com]

...
From what I hear, you might want to avoid using that particular phrase just now, darling.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

*squeaks*

This is so, so, so very bad.

(ooc: *is dying of giggles here*)

[to-rule-in-hell.livejournal.com]

My son has wings, one of my daughters has, and the other has a horn, tail, and
claws in her true form. You don't know how confusing...I spent several months occasionally sleeping with a kitten that was as big as a large dog. Welcome to the family, Surreal.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

*frustrated sigh*

But he's not supposed to have a tail.

[to-rule-in-hell.livejournal.com]

But you don't object to whiskers. Alright?Taking note.

[sapphirewitch.livejournal.com]

Uhmm.. Surreal? Its not really so bad. Someone will turn him back to his proper form.. eventually?

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

*scowls*

He's not supposed to have those either.

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

Eventually is not soon enough.

[sapphirewitch.livejournal.com]

Well. Perhaps someone out there can find a spell to turn him back?

Are whiskers really all that bad?

[to-rule-in-hell.livejournal.com]

Then why does he?

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

....

Yes.

[sapphirewitch.livejournal.com]

They are just kind of scratchy like a beard. If you think about it, haven't you ever rubbed your face against a Cats? They are very soft *smiles to herself*

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

I don't know!

[birthrightgreen.livejournal.com]

Yes. But I've never attempted to kiss one, or make a baby with one.

[to-rule-in-hell.livejournal.com]

I don't believe the spell or whatever it may be would hold up, if he didn't want it to, Surreal...poker-faced, so you might want to ask him why? Ducks out of reach tactfully just.in.case.


(I sorry! He's being eviil about all this.
Someone should smack him one.)