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May the Darkness be merciful, my lover has a tail. And whiskers.

Somebody fix it.

Well. Perhaps someone out there can find a spell to turn him back?

Are whiskers really all that bad?

....

Yes.

They are just kind of scratchy like a beard. If you think about it, haven't you ever rubbed your face against a Cats? They are very soft *smiles to herself*

Yes. But I've never attempted to kiss one, or make a baby with one.

I can see how making a baby with a cat person could be a bit difficult. Though assuming he only has a tail and whiskers all the other parts are where they are supposed to be.. aren't they?

Perhaps we should find those who did this to him.. and "persuade" them to change him back?

...I haven't checked, but I would assume so.

I'm good at persuasion.

Thats good. Then perhaps you and Sam should go hunt down the little "angels" who did this and give them some incentive to fix it.

*it might be worth knowing if thats all they have changed*

*snorts* One of them might like the incentives a bit too much, but this plan has merit.

*grins* Will you allow spectators? That should be something interesting to see.

If you wish it.

*smiles* I wouldn't miss it for anything.

Your a bit snarly when your lover gets turned into a cat, Surreal.

*arches an eyebrow*

I've been told I'm a bit snarly in general.

Well in my experience with you so far, that has not been the case.

Direct, most definetely. Snarly though? I would have to say no.

Though in this case, I would say you do have the right to be snarly. If you agreed to a relationship with a human, suddenly finding out he has a "cat side" to him would be disconcerting.

Huh.

Well, he's not exactly human, but nor is he, generally, a cat.

sounds like something that needs to be fixed soon then.

Either that .. or kittens?

*flails*

NO KITTENS!

*giggles slightly* ...*coughs*

Well. I think fixing it might be in order then.

*thinks certain thoughts and pray's Surreal doesn't pick them up*

it would be nice to have a kitten of my own

Yes, definitely.

*suspicious look, though she wasn't delving deep*

*nudges You in the right direction*

Have fun

*still giggling*

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